Unfortunately no one paid heed to him as he didn't appear very inspirational and impressive with the burnt crumble all over his attire and so he abandoned his attempt to convince the people not to capture the hare and instead turned his attention to the VC as he was itching to strangle him for dumping the crumble over him while the Professor who had witnessed the scene was dancing around in glee and sticking his tongue out at the VC which was infuriating the latter to the brink of insanity...

If there was chaos before in the Parliament, it was nothing compared to the uproar caused by this new development. There was utter mayhem as the VC was shrieking his head off in pain while the PhD students oblivious to his pain were beating up all the members of the Parliament and driving them out. The Professor, meanwhile was determined not to let the hare escape and so he was attempting to make his way out, but the students kept thwarting his attempt by pushing him back in despite his desperate attempts. Meanwhile, the journalists had managed to enter the Parliament as well and were grabbing anyone they could lay their hands on in order to interview them and ask their opinion regarding this outburst and in the midst of all this, the Prince of Wales arrived on the scene and no sooner had he entered the Parliament than he was grabbed by the VC who mistook him for the Professor and dumped the crumble unceremoniously all over the Prince...

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The political parties shocked at the unexpected intrusion started clamoring for the arrest of the intruders while tripping over the brussel sprouts but the Professor who had just spotted the giant cabbage quickly grabbed hold of it and threatened anyone who made an unwanted move that the giant cabbage would be shoved down their throats...Meanwhile, the VC was on his way back to the Parliament with the burnt rhubarb crumble due to which he was in a very foul mood while the journalists were having a field day in front of the Parliament delivering the news in exhilaration...

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"Oh no!" roared the VC, "the crumble' s the most important thing without which I won't get my revenge." With this, he jumped inside the Professor's limo and hurried back to his apartment while the Professor unaware of all this zealously accompanied his PhD students inside the Parliament screaming obscenities at the political parties...

In the midst of all this commotion, the Professor who had also heard about the protests turned up in a flashy limo to cheer on the protesters who were now swarming inside the Parliament and creating chaos and disorder. A few minutes later, the VC managed to reach the Parliament as well with his rhubarb crumble which he had vowed to dump all over the Professor...

While preparing the rhubarb crumble, the VC turned on the TV and to his horror the breaking news was about the protests against him. He was so upset that he decided that the only way to pay back the Professor was to slap the rhubarb crumble all over his face ... Meantime, the PhD students somehow managed to break inside the Parliament...

As the Professor was so busy planning the best strategy to get into politics, he was unaware of the VC's predicament ... the PhD students were so mad at the VC for firing their supervisor that they were staging protests outside the Parliament demanding ousting him from his position and instead appointing the Professor as the new VC...

Meanwhile the unlucky professor was in the depths of despair as all his PhD students were furious with him for his lack of competency...

however, no one was able to provide him with the 'perfect' recipe that would satisfy the VC...

and this led the Vice Chancellor to make a very rash decision - he decided to fire the good for nothing professor who went to see the confessor regarding his addiction to the postgraduate forum.com...

''Oh no, just when I thought I was FINALLY rid of it" groaned David Copperfield lying face down on the cool grass in front of a dark forbidding looking castle...

Just then there was a loud bang and both Tory the tortoise and David Copperfield vanished in a cloud of smoke...

Suddenly a hare popped into Tory Tortoise's den nibbling on some crunchy carrots...

I saw her going both ways too...Teek, maybe we're balanced individuals?
;-);-)

Unfortunately, their ordeal wasn't yet over as just then a huge shark started making their way towards them...