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Neck Pain & the stress of writing a PhD
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Dr John Pillinger, GP and Dr Dan Rutherford, GP say that neck pain can be caused by stress and worry. Have a look at this trusty web page: http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/neckpains.htm

holidays
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Holidays...I remember them once. Just let me fetch my pipe and slippers and sit by my coal fire while I start to reminisce... Ah, yes, I used to be able to not work for weeks at a time before I became institutionalised at my uni doing a PhD. This Christmas, I'm going to take off Christmas day and half of Boxing Day - then it's (ding ding) round/day 814 of my work. Right, off to get a bag of Monster Munch (beef flavour of course) to cheer myself up. :-)

Writer's block?
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Quote From cleverclogs:

Quote From walminskipeasucker:

c**k.


Admin! Walmartpeeweesucker said the c word! (plus he distributes warez)


It was a compliment. I happen to think you have, erm, all the self-assurance and bravado of a rooster. Lucky you - how I gush with glee for you. I checked mi dictionary for warez - doh, clogs, you've done it again sweetie!:$ Anyway, go and polish your shiny shoes and starch that white lab coat of yours for your pending post-doc.

Writer's block?
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Quote From cleverclogs:

Peewee, I have joined The Procrastinators under another ID. Hoo ha ha 8-)


Good for you wee man. Now, I'm sure someone will back me up here: cleverclogs you know not much about which you speak. Do you think there's a one-size-fits-all academic writing style? That it doesn't involve creative writing in some circumstances? I can't even be arsed explaining it to you to be honest. What you've just said is so irritatingly stupid and annoying, I now know what it must feel like to contract syphilis. So clever(clogs) and yet so adolescent and so, well, stupid. Isn't there a post-doc forum somewhere on the internet you can go and flex your intellectual might? Cleversod, I'm never usually stuck for words, but there's only really one I have for you: c**k.

Writer's block?
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Quote From cleverclogs:

Writer's block is possible in academic writing now?!? Isn't this something that afflicts fiction writers who have ran out of ideas? Weird.


Yes, cleverclogs, yes, yes you are.:$

Statement of purpose help
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Google can help you much here. I stuck your request in and guess what came up? Have a look see: http://www.achieverspoint.com/apply/samplesophistory.htm

Logistic Regression
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Hello Buttercup1984, would you like a simple introductory book on logistic regression, Logistic Regression, 2nd Edition? If so PM me your e-mail address and I will send it to you. Oh, and as far as I'm aware, you can use just one independent variable to predict one dependent variable :-)

Any computer scientist? Please help!
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Silly question but could you not use the performance monitor of XP or Vista? Or what about vmstat to compare the difference in values for memory and CP usage when your programs are running and not running?

Question Time With...
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That is quite funny to be honest haha :-)

Question Time With...
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Quote From cleverclogs:

woe betide me, for my crime of quotients
ostracized, forlorn, preferred my absence
take thy cello from out my soul sneaks!
and thy lyrics from out my heart walmart!
woe betide this grim melancholy, accursed this unwritten melody!
forsaken in postdoc limbo
hope! hope! have ye departed me?
my viva remains, but what of my sanity!


Blimey cleverclogs, you weren't joking about being so bloody damn clever! I can see why! http://www.teradepot.com/04sbz0t61qd8/clever_clogs_-_age_12_copy.jpg.html
;-)

Papers
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I'll see what I can do for you later. The last one, a Chochrane Systematic Review, should, I believe, be open access. I'm about 90% certain that the Cochrane Library is.

Postgraduateforum.com: The Band
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Not sure about the royalties sneaks, but when I'm doing adverts for Gilette with Tiger Woods and Loreal Adverts (after I've usurped Cheryl Cole), I promise I'll share the money with everyone.

I think the name of the band should be The Procrastinators. The Tortured Nerds is a bit too painfully realistic for me :-( And Arrested Development kind of described the current state of my social skills.

Postgraduateforum.com: The Band
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Quote From teek:

Painfully Educated? The unloved experts? The beleaguered spuds?
If you like I'll even let you borrow my deerstalker race team name; "Bambi Must Die".

Aside from that I have no musical ability, so I shall have to resign myself to being a groupie.



Teek, it'll be an anonymous online band and I'll be using software to make the music, so no need to worry about playing an instrument - we just need lyrics and a song name.(up)

Postgraduateforum.com: The Band
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Quote From cleverclogs:

Production values? If it's going to be a cheap thing then it's going to reflect poorly on phd students everywhere.


Erm, actually, I have the finest music software known to mankind (idiot proof too). It'll be a metaphor for the high quality work produced by PhD students with limited resources. There'll be nothing cheap about this matey. Anyway, you're in post-doc limbo land now, so you're not even eligible to make this song. You could always write something for post-docs though. How about a song called Multiple Eternities?

Oh, thanks for settling that question on atoms for me - a really good answer.

Postgraduateforum.com: The Band
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Right, got to prepare for 3 hours of gruelling lectures later on. I've had very little sleep because I just couldn't drop off last night. However, while trying to fall to sleep I had a very excellent idea. I realise that the vast majority of us forumites are erudite professionals so, due to the nature of this thread, I have posted it in off-topics. I want to form a band with any interested forumites, all completely anonymous, communication online and only via this thread. I want our band to produce as song (I'm doing vocals) using some software I have for making music. The song will be about doing a PhD and, I'm really going to do this, when it's finished I'm going to send it to as many radio stations and record companies as possible and post all the responses we get on this thread. Hopefully, they'll be understanding and even welcoming of our unique song. Who knows, it could become the fastest selling single of all time.
So, what do we need?
We need names for the members of our band - exciting names. Also we need a name for our band! Then we need a name for our song and also some lyrics. What type of song should it be? Emo, goth, indie, pop, operatic?
When we've got the lyrics and the song is produced (which I'll do in my spare moments using my computer-jiggery software), I'll post it online for the collective approval of our band and then I'll get to work distributing, if we like it. I know it probably ranks as the stupidest idea of all time but this could be a lot of fun and I'd just love it if I could get Victoria Derbyshire to play it on her 5 Live music show. How many other PhD students become popstars during the course of their training? None. Until now.
:-)