Oi!!!
I am only scared of some things: spiders, cockroaches, worms, water falls, hotels named hilton especially the one in Paris, sponges, leaves, fields, hens named fluffy, bluetooth, phone masts, nuclear physcists, investment bankers, forums, remote controls, centaurs, sphinxes, religion, work, village people, hills, valleys, icebergs, ships named Titanic, people who smile too much, baboons, lizards, snakes, otters, left-handed tennis players, antennas, the matrix, pink stuff, creatures with four stomachs, child prodigies, hexagonal paper weights, plants that grow on other plants (why can't they get their own soil), compost, maggots, garbage chutes, made up roses, atomic kitten people.......................................