The poo has hit the fan and now I know I'm not a man. I've got a stack of work and it's sending me beserk. If only I could fly, I give the middle finger and wave bye bye. Arrrgghhh! Well even if I don't manage to pass my PhD, I'll just become a singer and model myself on...erm...Morrissey. I'm sure that even my song writing talents are better than my academic ones. Ahem...

Oh God. Why? and win what? I bet it's something really fab like an automatic tie knotter.....

This thread is being seriously neglected folks!

And it's only me who cares

Don't worry, I'm here to give this thread some lovin'

Oooh, I'll have some of that too!

only me, coastman and piglet...and piglet's priorities seem to lie elsewhere

ok - i've never really caught on about the smiley things. but it's never too late to start. here i go.


(food)
(cake)

so, now let's see what happens. and btw i'm winning.

Winning? Really?

No way Jose!

indeed i am!!!

(cabbage)
(salad)
(leaf)

(just for experimentation's sake)

My name's not Jose.

Is it Alan?

Nope. Not even warm! Try again...