Rolinski Peasucker cry off
In the poetry standoff..

The winner is indeed
Who composes with lightning speed
Aloha... it is agreed

Farewell, Godspeed!

Right, I've had enough,
You're bragging rubbish stuff.
You're aplomb is nauseating,
You know that I'm da bomb.

I don't mean to make you worry,
but now I must go as I'm in a hurry.
Aloha, be aware,
Try to beat me if you dare.

You're walking the line,
my rhyming is divine.

To these harsh words, I quake
In Walminski-Peasucker's wake
For I am but a poor girl, modest and meek
But CONCEDE Birds Eye-man
To my winning streak!

You know you must
Kowtow...
To my shadow

Your namesake's character you possess
Vegetal intellect you express
So come on Peasucker, I challenge you
to a poetry review
where your wit, I WILL OUTDO!
(in Peru)

hehe That's a good rhyme actually

Dear Aloha, you are outgunned,
a bearded feminist, devoid of fun. (not really of course!)
That I have peas for a brain is no business of yours,
but that I rhyme so well, you should simply adore.

So you want a rhyme off, I here you beg?
I chuckle to myself, "she's gone in the head!".
If that's what you want and you persist,
Then I feel that I must insist...

Wherever you are, if in Peru?
Make sure you're surrounded by people who love you.
Because if you're a sore loser, don't take well to defeat,
You'll soon be crying and lonely, shaking and meak.

Bring it on I say,
Make my day!

[I'm not really being mean ]

Get on with your work!
(I'll be back later)

Someone make me go out!

I just thought that I might add,
Of this poetry I am glad!
This thread has made my day,
In its own peculiar way.

Today my tooth has had a filling,
To write my thesis, I wasn't willing,
Instead to this thread I have added some prose,
I hope I havn't stepped on anyones' toes?

i cleaned out my newt
wiped away his poop
threw away the pond weed beginning to droop
oh what a happy newt!

Peasucker:

How dare you make assertions
Re. my facial abominations
Bearded I might well be
Strength, like Sampson, it gives me.

Peru, sadly, is a ruse
Designed to confuse
Honolulu is the place
Where is seen from outer space
Aloha's enormous knowledge base
(and Walminski's poker face)

Aloha has returned,
braggin away in turn.
Her claims are so unfounded,
a sense of realism ungrounded.

Like a little dog at my ankles,
she damn well really rankles.
She talks of a knowledge base that can be seen from out of space,
'Ho ho ho' I laugh, 'shave that flippin face!'

We know that I'm the best,
so please, just give it a rest.
For you are William McGonagalls,
and I am Sharon Olds.

William McGonagalls?

I'm sorry, I was wrong,
your rhyming is so strong.
I've been inappropriate,
with my insults, I miscalculate.

Aloha, a truce I call,
let's unite all creatures great (me) and small (you).
A force for good our rhyming will be,
we'll end world hunger, cure cancer, work for charity.

I extend my hand and smile,
Aloha, please, no more guile.
I've had a rubbish day, my work is crap,
but I swear, this is ain't no trap.

And so to you I say,
lets make hay and go our separate ways.
You were once a curiosity, extending animosity,
but I have given you humanity, and a dollop of humility.

Your immodesty disarms
It negates potential charm
I bow to your gift of humanity
And acquiesce to your vanity

Of your truce, I am unconvinced
Your words are somewhat minced
So admit now
And take a bow
Walminski - this competition I have clinched!

Ps. what were you doing writing this at 1 in the morning?!

Pps. I have just bought a wobble cushion.