Andrews or Rennies?

Andrews Liver Salts for me - fast acting, traditional and tried and tested. But what about...Branston baked beans or Heinz?

Branston should stick to what they're good at - (chunky, and not out of a squeezy bottle) pickle, not baked beans and brown sauce and everything else they've diversified into.

ooh, I feel a poem coming on...

Anal Delia offends
Administrator's rear end
Coastman chills
In order to transcend

Branston diversifies
And galvanizes the nation
Against squeezy bottles
Whose contents cause indigestion

Liver salts
Make Walminski waltz
Whilst slurping noodles
Around Renaults.

Everyone complained when this thread disappeared and now it's back, no-one's got anything to say except me! Come on, wake up researchers.

Nice poem aloha! But waltz doesn't rhyme with renaults because apparently you are supposed to pronounce it "ren-oh". I didn't know that until recently but there you go

Really?! Thanks for telling me. Silly Me. Doh!

My t'internet is broke at the mo, so I'm advancing into the lead on this thread via the wizardry of my mobile phone. My mates and four year old niece call it a brick. I call it my ticket to victory. So, excuse me and bye aloha, Rosy and everyone. I'm advancing to the finish line. Ner ner!

You may think you're at this finish line of this thread, but I'm nearly at the finish line of the thesis!

Where is Walminski? I miss our happy repartee.

Hello Aloha. My t'internet now works and I'm back online and badder than ever. Nearly at the finish line of your thesis? Get you! I'm currently in purgatory with mine (so much to think about my brain hurts), so I'm very jealous. :-& Anyroad, back to non-sensical frivolities. McDonald's or Burger King? Atkins or Sero(low carb) diet bars?

Oh, you're back are you?!

Ulaanbaatar or Ouagadougou then?

Definitely the former for me! Blackpool or Southport?

Have you seen the size of the runway in Ouagadougou? It is almost the same size as the city!