Still friends, Coastman?

Do I detect a tiff in PGF Paradise?

For all other viewers out there, it's Australia day on the PGF Forum and will run to midday tomorrow (because we're in Australian time today)

Lamingtons all round then?

Yay! But you lot are going to get mighty sleepy.

Tiff? I thought we were up to the making up part...and we all know what that involves, don't we? Wink wink...nudge nudge.

We can talk about all things Australian (except the cricket). Piglet's putting the roo burgers on the barbie and I've got some tinnies in the cooler.

I'll also be showing my appreciation for Australian actresses throughout the day.

Coastman will be donning his speedos and rescuing a damsel in distress from a rip tide on Virtual Bondai.

Woo hoo! We can go surfing later at Bells Beach!

NO!!! No speedos!!! Budgie-smugglers are forbidden unless you are under the age of 5.

I've invited Melissa George and Natalie Imbruglia. I hope you don't mind.

Tinnies go in the esky, not the cooler. Jeez, don't you people know anything?

Sorry, i thought you were like Americans, only better at cricket.

And tinnie is more commonly an aluminium boat used for fishing. Stubbies are beers. Mind you, stubbies are also really short shorts that blokes wore in the 70s and 80s.

Really, I'm sure I heard Doug Willis (Terence Donovan) call them that in Neighbours.

The ladies beach volleyball is starting in half an hour on Virtual Bondai and I've volunteered to umpire.

And if we are going to be fair dinkum Aussie, we have to all have nicknames, preferably that end in 'o' sounds. So, I am Piggo, sylvester is Sylvo (or maybe Vestie), Ann is Anno (fact that it has more syllables than Ann is relevant), Tricky is Tricko, Coastman is Coasto or Coastie. Get it?

Sylvo it is then. Just thinking, the experience of an older woman would enrich the day. Anyone got the number for Susan Kennedy?