Obviously having a lie in. Come on lazy bones...!

Lie in? It is barely 7am! Anyway, I am awake now and about to walk my dog. Have a good sleep, people.

Oh, i thought the time difference was 12 hours. Silly me!

Hey, give the dog a big stroke on the head from me!

Woof! Woof woof woof! (bone)

Why are dogs so particular about where they will poop? It takes my dog about 8 sniffs of various clumps of grass and bushes to choose one worthy of his business and when he finally chooses one, he has to do about 17 360-degree turns before starting. Weird animals.

were you staring piglet?

i think i would walk round in circles for a while too if someone was watching - until i got so desperate i could hold it no more

Tee hee. He does get embarrassed about pooping with an audience, but I was walking him on a lead, so I couldn't really give him any privacy! Poor dog. You know what they say about aliens looking down on Earth and thinking the dogs are in charge because the humans are picking up the dog poop!

no, i hadn't heard that one.

i once knew a woman (best-friend's space-age/spaced-out/past-life-regressive-healer-type step-mother) who was convinced that aliens were living among us. she got really worked up when i questioned her on this...

(littlegreenman)

Oh dear. case!

Answering your question, 404, the job has now finished. Ended last Friday and we had a big party to celebrate.

All the free jellybeans, beer and cream biscuits caught up with me, though. We had a weigh in at the beginning of the job and a weight out on Friday. There was a prize for the person who lost the most weight (a pile of junk food) and a prize for the person who put the most on (a pile of health food). We worked hard for 2 months, but I only lost 1 kg. I blame all the free Monte Carlo biscuits! Not surprisingly, our boss was the biggest gainer - he put on 3kg!

Sadly, I am now unemployed and have to finish my thesis. Which is why I am posting here in the middle of your night.

I am bored. B-O-R-E-D, bored.

Wakey wakey, everybody. Rise and shine.

Morning

Hiya sue!

It's been a few days since we last wrote on here. Piglet, I bet you thought you'd won this one...