(gooseberry)

And I am still winning it!

not for long!

Oi. You cheeky little monkey. I want to win this thing.

No nay never..

(dragon)

this thread will never end..

nothing on this earth lasts for ever

..except this thread. When the human race has ended (probably in the next 500 years), the cockroaches will continue to post drivel on here. One day, a clever woodlouse might even write a book on it and start a whole new religion.

called postgradology. Its god's name will be Giraffe the tall.

They'l, take about the ancient gods AndyH, AndyP and ChrisE and the prophets DJW, 404, H, Insomniac, Piglet, Pea, TheCoastman, Sue, Ann, Tricky, so many of them, and the story of DanB (who went into exile) with rumours that one day he will return. Everyday at 11am and 4pm, disciples will religiously practise Procrastination (as the prophets did themselves).

* They'll talk

ahhh, what's wrong with me today.

All prophets talked about the same god, but produced different books. They called these religious books "thesis" and talked about them all the time...

and duly drank from the fountain of Red Bull...

...and any other caffeinated beverage they could lay their hands on. A true follower of Postgradology will imbibe strong coffee several times a day and will not be averse to the odd chocolate fix. The chocolate choice of the truly devote Postgrad will always be Green & Blacks, in reverence to exiled DanB. On days of special postgraduate celebration (papers accepted, sucessful transfer or final viva) there will be much feasting on sausage sandwiches...