Insomniac - I know what that feels like. I was recently in a busy petrol station and pulled in behind a car to wait for him to finish filling so I could move forward into his spot. He realised he had driven in too far so that the hose couldn't reach his car, so decided to start reversing towards me. I honked my horn quickly to let him know I was there - it was all I could do to stop him backing into my car - only to have him get out and start abusing me at the top of his lungs with repeated use of the f-word.
I was in shock. Being honked was obviously a challenge on his manhood, so to show he was still a man, he had to abuse me repeatedly in front of a station full of people. He was still yelling abuse as he drove away 5 minutes later...with his kids in the car with him. He was a complete bogan. Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.