Here is a nice story to cheer all you singletons up.
My bf took me out for a meal last night and there was a a huge row in the restaurant. This woman complained about her food, but she was so drunk slurring, contradicting herself and everything. Basically she ended up being really personal & abusive to the waiter & they entertained her for about 20 minutes instead of throwing her out, by which time she had the attension of everyone in the room with her fishwife wailing. Everyone was very polite and british about it, trying not to stare but her poor fella looked mortified and could not calm her down.