I am extremely suspicious of HangSeng too!

Yes! Detective Piglet had suspicions about HS too, but after my failed attempt at exposing BurgerKing earlier in this thread, I did not want to speak up.

Reveal yourself, HangSeng! Are you H? DanB?

I mean that I looked at all of HangSeng's posts and all had better than average English except two. And look - on 'last to post on this thread wins' HangSeng writes "This thread is so funny! But it's me :)" - cryptic clue? BUT IT'S ME? I think HangSeng is H.

Ooooh, sue, you are good at this sleuthing caper - you can be my deputy if you like!

why, thankyou

I think that weird one who wanted to marry me is DanB

Hmm, still no reply from Hangseng. Im am interested in knowing if the others were right (seeing as you have been posting today, ill bump this up to try and get an answer).

Was there some debate about whether Hangseng was from Hong Kong? HangSeng is Hong Kong's second largest bank if you google it...

(Do I become a deputy now too?)

Woohoo, just had an image of Coastman in a police uniform...be still my beating heart.

Coastman, are you tall and blonde with big muscles by any chance? If not, is it okay if I imagine you that way?

Er, sorry but I'm not particularly tall, not particularly blonde, and not particularly muscly!

..."not particularly" could mean yes. I choose to take it as a 'yes' and picture you as tall and blonde, with muscles. Sweet.