so where you from jojo? all this secret clocktower meeting, its all very exciting

I think Jojo's still giving appointments Mr Chipz, there may be slot waiting for you. Just between you and me, you won't tell Coastman, will you?

Gasp! No! My lil' Jojo would never do such a thing!

I think Jojo should abandon her appointment system and give Coastman her soul attention,

or should that be sole attention?

Yes it'd probably be a bit premature to ask for her soul on a first date...

are you going to go for a coffee back at hers afterwards? ;)

I am too much of a gentleman to try that on a first date

alas i can honestly say im not, im young dumb (well maybe not) and full of.......................beans, loadsa energy

Yeah, seems very smooth...good luck with that

You don't half make me feel like Cilla. I won't sing though.

So Contestant number 1, what's your name and where do you come from?

well cilla im matt and im from the north west of england, im an aspiring parachute test dummy

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cue loud applause and wolf whistles from the audience..

Hi Cilla, I'm Coastman, I live somewhere I'm not going to tell you, and I am an uninspired former parachute test dummy (due to a work-related accident a little while ago, I'd rather not talk about it)