My iron of choice is the Rowenta GTi turbo steam injection, 0-60 shirts in 3 hours. As for my handicap, it's the cuffs, can never get them right, especially when ironing on a mountain top in Wales.
Actually, you've given me an idea for a new, but ultimately frustrating sport - Extreme Golf. You can play anywhere, mountain summits, around Sainsbury's, on the train. Fantastic, I'll form a society dedicated to it.