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I met someone I went to school with in the pub who asked about my degree....when I said pharmacology...they gave me a odd look an said....'really?? I cant quiet see you on a farm!' ....the problem being he was serious!! I then I had to try an explain 'pharmacology' to him leading to a few insuations I was a dealer/druggie ....Oh dear....what is it they say about a little knolowdge being a dangerous thing!