Yup I agree being an uncle is fun.. plus you get to eat lots of kids sweets when you are opening the packet for them and have to taste them to check they are ok.
I had to change my nephew once.. i stood him in the shower and hosed him down.. I think i confused the poor little mite.
Going to the pub for lunch, will probably have scampi and chips, haven't had that in ages! (Although there is the possibility of a steak and ale pie...)