That is so funny and sadly, so true at the moment .
I have a student staying with us in her gap year to do her MSc in Sweden. She is Indonesian and comes up with funny things. Yesterday, after seeing me battle E-Prime all day and rush around with only 3 weeks till testing, she asked me if I knew what 'PhD' stood for? Solemnly, she said 'Permanent Head Damage', not sure how to take that, but it was quite funny.