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Where is Stu? Where is Coastman?

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H, let's think about this a moment. What was I doing when I was 12? Well, not doing much work, swearing alot, showing off and ogling girls. And now? Oh.....

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sylvester, you just described by 32 year old boyfriend perfectly!

H

See Sylvester, its guys like you who get the girls. It's guys like coastman we girls dream about and don't end up with.

How strange.

Anyone fancy doing a PhD in that?

S

I wish it were true, but I've always been the shy, retiring type!

S

Anway, back to ogling. You know when you write your CV you are meant to say a bit about your hobbies. I've always thought that I ought to put ogling on for the simple reason that it is one of my favourite hobbies and I spend more time doing it then any of my other hobbies.
Makes me think of that advert where he wrote Ornithology on his CV - how very true!

H

Women oggle too. I think my bloke doesn't do it coz he knows I will do it 50 times more (I secretly do it in my head though-shhhhhh).

H

Where there ever any 4s?

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DanB, taken in reverse order, this could describe married life.

H, how do you know your bf doesn't? I've always been able to hide it from my other half. The secret is just to move your eyes, not your heard. Amazingly, she never twigged the true meaning of the phrase "God, she must be freezing." either.

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PGForumTeam we need an oggling smiley!

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Sylvester, hes too busy looking at me of course!

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