So you mean you're impartial in that if we didn't have a PhD, and did sleep with you, then got a place, people might find out and thinkg 'hmmm, we know where they got their place from'...
The office might smell a bit sausagey though? Make sure you bring some salad, nice bread and some BBQ relish when you go H, in case they are having one of their grilling sessions :o)