Grumpy is my middle name.

Coach toilet!! *vomit*

I'd rather wait for my bladder to rupture.

I used to get really bad motion sickness as a child, which ultimately resulted in a strong phobia of coaches (the buses, not the Alex Fergussons, although he is pretty scary sometimes).

Why I DETEST those loud, heavy, musty, dirty people-carrying beasts?
1. Theyre loud.
2. Theyre heavy.
3. Theyre musty.
4. Theyre dirty.
5. Those massive wheels (scary).

Piglet, although you may be disappointed to know that BurgerKing is not DanB in disguise, you will obviously be comforted by the fact that I support the environmental advantages of mooncups, even if I think they're NASTY pieces of work.

I would try to capture the whole ordeal on tape and give it to my friend BurgerKing who will keep it safe until you need it for evidence of sexual harrassment in court.

Time waits for no-one.

My usual hours are between 9am and 7pm although most of them are spent on eating, drinking, tetris, soduku, gossip (fav topic- lab romances), MSNing my ma, panicking, sobbing etc...

What a life.

Dont worry my friends, BurgerKing is here now to keep you all happy.

I wish I was 18 again.
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