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Have you ever climbed a mountain? And tried to touch the stars? Have you flown a rocket to the moon or maybe even Mars? Have you swam beneath the ocean? Or surfed a tidal wave? These are the dreams I'm dreaming of, the fantasies I crave. Duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh etc.

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Oh wicked! I can get a free law and medical degree all cos I cut myself with a piece of pasta. I would have settled for a free bag of pasta, but two degrees sounds even better

Btw it was Tesco's wholemeal pasta 58p

Pea, I'm glad someone rememebers those old days!

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I cooked it according to the package: 10 mins.
DanB Ive had one text today!

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Its true! Honestly. I was having pasta for lunch and picked up a bit from my plate and it cut me! It was one of those twirly pices of pasta and I am now wearing a plaster!

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I cut my hand on a piece of cooked pasta! Yes, COOKED pasta. I didnt think this was possible, but it really hurt and started bleeding.

FREE PARTY, BRING YOUR OWN TUNES!
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Well if you get down to this party!

FREE PARTY, BRING YOUR OWN TUNES!
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I just bought a new one. Its black with wooden beads. Can someone bring some paper cups? Just broken my fav wine glass!!

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Lets all do the "thanks for the lovely evening last night, would love to see you again" text to a random number and see who gets a response. Would pass the afternoon ...

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Or maybe we should have some pimms? You could chop up some of those salad ingredients you have for your wrap?

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This party is wicked! I'm gonna get some cider

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No problem. Havent had any weird texts from anyone so think my phone number is safe with me, you, sylvester and the postgrad team!

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Thought we could have a Postgradforum party as its far too hot to work. We could all take our laptops/pcs and long extension leads and sit outside and drink beer. Anyone up for it?

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I phoned a random number once for a laugh and asked for "Dave". The person who answered said "I'll just go and get him for you"! Then started talking to this random Dave guy who eventually said "I think you've got the wrong number"

Porn Star Name
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Abba Harker

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Aww DanB I can text you lots of xxxxxs