Question: Does the coastman live by the coast?

Dun Dun Dunnnnn!

That sounds like a riddle...

Does he live by the coast and like toast the most?

Does Chris Rolin, ski?

For the record, I hate toast. Its too crunchy and you get crumbs everywhere.

No toast for Mr. Coast,
Man it makes crumbs
And hurts his gums...

Si, I do ski

Si, Chris Rolinski skis
In the Pyrenees
With great expertise
Speaking Portuguese...

Walminski sucks peas...

Speaking portugeuse when one skis
is not to be done with ease
it can never be a breeze
when your skis bring you to your knees....

The French Alps is another location
For Chris Rolinski to practice his/her formation
Not that I would know
Perhaps we should ask Golf Pro?

Actually I do suck peas! I'm a champion pea sucker! Honestly. I can suck peas out of one bowl, with a straw, and transfer them to another bowl, with a shocking level of efficiency and ease. You should have seen the looks on the wimpy contenders' faces on one occasion when it became clear that I have transferred significantly more peas than them. From that day forth, I was known as Walminskipeasucker. I just wish I was as good writing my thesis.

Please forgive the typos

I wish I was as good sucking peas.