Rolinski skis
Coastman hates toast
Legumes get sucked
And Walminski boasts

I cannot rhyme, not even to earn a dime
the power just isn't mine, to make a rhyme, and earn a dime....

Maybe you should eat a lime

Urgh! Mouth puckering stuff
Sure enough

For a PhD student
who's had enuff..

Hehe, such impressive rhymes I admire,
more captivating than watching a salamander dance in fire,
but then I look at my printer,
it's white colour reminds me of winter,
I feel so depressed, I collapse to my knee,
so I cheer myself up by sucking on peas.

collapse to your knee?

Yes, I only have one knee.

4 years ago was begun
By Dj Wikid just for fun,

"Last 'on' to post this thread wins" he claimed
Not spotting grammatical error - ashamed,

Now have we, happy blah blah
Rolinski, Coastman, Peasucker, and Aloha,

Distraction from our PhD
to Postgrad Forum we flee

(Walminski bended on one knee)

A salamander dancing on fire!!!! Such imagery!

chris rolinski sucks on a lime
to help him pass his phd spent time
he finds research feels like a mire
like a salamander dancing on fire

Mackeith buys a PhD
Salamanders inspire Rolinski
Martin Amis gets a free Degree
and Walminski sucks on a pea

Robots 'ask' but don't say 'please'
People feel the credit squeeze
Meanwhile..
Aloha struggles with The Conclusion
Near dead from mental confusion.

would i sell my PhD for a fee?
no, i would rather get bitten by a flea
go suck on a pea
nobody should be a PhD for a fee....

'be a PhD for a fee' (I guess I am!), I meant 'buy'