Aloha, I'm surprised! Sometimes when I'm working late on my research or doin lesson plans, as a rhyming artist (like you) the inspiration just suddenly comes to me and I have to write it down. In other words, as usual, I'm looking for a distraction and I found the off-topics section of this forum Oh, a wobble cushion? Hmmm, pretty good for one's centre of balance and proprioception. In fact, they have been issued to some old ladies to reduce their falls risk - a major problem in the over 65's (obviously that excludes you, then - see no more insults ). Pretty soon you'll have an athletic poise and the centre of balance of a cat and, instead of rhyming, I'll challenge you to a tight rope walking or free-style running contest. And beat you all over again!

I have a bad back
I slipped a disc
Therefore I wobble
To minimize risk...

ps. I'm not 65, even though I feel it! Recently discovered running - it is my life-saver. Will be back tomorrow. Must get on. Flowing well today. Got to submit soon.

Hey are you a psychologist. This is an exploitation of human psyche.


I AM WINNING THIS!!!! YES

YOU ARE NOT WINNING THIS!!!! NO

Loser (in a nice way).

Winner! (in an even better way)

Michael Jackson

Lisa Marie Presley

Charles Worthington and Alberto Balsam!

John Shuttleworth

http://www.shuttleworths.co.uk/

I actually went to see him live in Preston quite a few years back! He's very funny. Excellent choice Aloha.....

Aloha, she's a woman of style,
Her choice of name made me smile.
She's a tower of taste,
Her choice was ace!

Walminski - I agree with every word
I believe you to be no longer absurd...

Robert Mugabe. Any comments?

What's the problem? It's here!

Pinch punch, first day of the month (and no returns)