Or Germaine Greer?

Crikey no, not her. She'll ban me from umpiring the beach volleyball!

And make you play in a bikini instead!

Hmmm, what a scary thought but I guess it be preferable to Germaine Greer in a bikini.

Alternatively, I could sneek off early with Kylie, Dannii, Cate, Melissa, Annie, Natalie, Susan.....

My god I'm FoS tonight!

But still, this virtual paradise provides a healthy break from all this cutting edge research I'm producing!

Go to sleep and dream about your bevy of Australian beauties, sylvo.

Cheers Piggo, but I'll probably end up dreaming about GG now....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!........

...or eunuchs!!

OMG, what a scary thought. I'm off to bed before you scare me even further!

Goodnight, sylvo.

Blimey, I go away for two minutes and look at you two! Coastie I could get used to...

I was having a nice sleep there too. I was having a dream with me Kylie, Dannii, Melissa and Natalie in a hot tub then Germaine jumped in and it quickly turned into a nightmare.

Anyway, show fancies a stubbie? I've got some in the esky?

A stubbie would be good but I just have to take my yute to the garage.. I'll be back in a jiffy..

Holey dooley (Good Heavens)!

Wouldn't mind some of the amber fluid (beer) too, but I got to go beyond the black stump (far away) down the billabong (oxbox lake) to chase the dingos (dogs) away from me Jumbuck (sheep)

http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

Hoogan's Ghost!

(a la Alf Steward Home and Away)