(trailer) (rabbit)

caravan without the cara

Thanks! Just noticed the other thread for the practice run...

I'm last

And first

or not.. it could be me

You're still up then!

Guess not. Back to work

(sausagesarnie)

aw sylvester . One day, your dream will come true.

hello peeps. i'm bored to buggery. someone tell me a joke to entertain me.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She
holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" ?

The bank manager leans back in his chair and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."