Eewww, Coastman - that 'Hello' was really creepy. Kind of creepy like when my high school physics teacher who used to sneak up behind me in class and sing the "you don't have to put on the red light" line from Roxanne by the Police in a really quiet voice in my ear. And my name isn't even Roxanne.

Well would you rather I said goodbye?

¯You say yes, I say no,
You say stop, I say go, go, go¯

was that a threat coastman?

Piglet, your teacher sounds yucky (where's the disgusted smiley).

Only a feeble one...

or a promise

threats & promises: that would make a nice soap opera title (sorry, I mean "continuing drama" as they call it these days )

I want Sunset Beach back....

Turkey basters and evil twins and voodoo priestesses etc.

Hey Coastman, if you are going to leave, can I come too?

I thought you'd never ask! Listen up Forum, we're eloping!

wasted the whole day sorting out the problems with my computer and filling out job application forms. I wonder if my thesis would write itself.

Well, at least I am winning...

Sorry 404, not for long!

why did I know that was gonna happen?