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The Hare mounted Tory the Tortoise and violated his colon, Tory the Tortoise screamed in agony while the Hare pummeled his ass with all his might...

David Copperfield appeared in a puff of smoke and swatted the Hare
"Bad BAD BAD BAD rabbit!!!!"

The Hare, annoyed by this interruption, removed himself from Tory the Tortoise and set about molesting David Copperfield

Just then there was a loud bang and both Tory the tortoise and David Copperfield vanished in a cloud of smoke...

Lo and behold, stood the Mutant Rhubarb
"I am back," it snarled

''Oh no, just when I thought I was FINALLY rid of it" groaned David Copperfield lying face down on the cool grass in front of a dark forbidding looking castle...

..."too bad!", chipped the Mutant Rhubarbs sidekick, Click Custardy

the rhythm of life was clanging incessantly

because everyone was worried about Multiple Regression

The Hare appeared once again, this time he was equipped with an enormous strap on dildo

Then the hare disappeared again...

......But before he did he apologised for Dr_Man_boobs, "he's not had much luck on the dating scene recently" explained the hare, "I had to confiscate this sex toy from him for his own safety"

Meanwhile, the vice chancellor was still waiting for his rhubarb crumble and custard. He was very sad. :-(

his Mutant Rhubarb had run away

and this led the Vice Chancellor to make a very rash decision - he decided to fire the good for nothing professor who went to see the confessor regarding his addiction to the postgraduate forum.com...