...distraught, the Professor seeked advice on Postgradforum.com regarding rhubarb crumble recipes...
(I'm craving rhubarb crumble now!)
Meanwhile the unlucky professor was in the depths of despair as all his PhD students were furious with him for his lack of competency...
though he only wanted to work with Gordon Brown, not that fish in a condom-faced David Cameron, so he didn't fancy his chances...
As the Professor was so busy planning the best strategy to get into politics, he was unaware of the VC's predicament ... the PhD students were so mad at the VC for firing their supervisor that they were staging protests outside the Parliament demanding ousting him from his position and instead appointing the Professor as the new VC...
While preparing the rhubarb crumble, the VC turned on the TV and to his horror the breaking news was about the protests against him. He was so upset that he decided that the only way to pay back the Professor was to slap the rhubarb crumble all over his face ... Meantime, the PhD students somehow managed to break inside the Parliament...
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