The ship's captain had enough and prepared to fire a large cannon at the House of Parliament.

...but he had run out of canons. Fortunately, the burnt parts of the rhubarb crumble would do just as nicely...

... followed by the custard, of course...

meanwhile in a house 50 miles away...

... two PhD students stared at each other in horror. Disaster. They were wearing the same hats.

Suddenly they were struck with an inspiration. ''Let's get rid of these identical hats by presenting one to the VC and the other to the Professor and get ourselves the trendy ones that is currently being advertised by the Prince at the Parliament; apparently the latest fashion is to have rhubarb crumble all over the hats!" they discussed excitedly. So they started off for the Parliament as well...

And the news came!!!

that the Parliament was taken over by the PhD students!!!

People with most *s at PGF were offered to form a cabinet. Wally n Sneaks were chosen as Prime Minister & His Deputy. Wally along with Adam will shortly be on their way to Buckingham Palace to meet HM.

However, Wally never did become PM. Due to his lack of social skills, from doing a PhD, he rather inappropriately asked the Queen if the toilets in Buckingham Palace contained heated water so that when she went to 'freshen up', cold water did not splash up and offend her bum? He received a slap (thanked God, to himself, that he wasn't being knighted at the time instead) and was turfed out onto the mean streets of London, only 7p credit on his PAYG mobile phone. Meanwhile, back in parliament, the other PhD students were making big changes...

for instance they fired the VC from his post and appointed the Professor as the new VC and they made sure to officially declare the rhubarb crumble as the National sweet dish of England...

The professor wondered what happened to the giant cabbage

and then discovered that the PhD students had got rid of it when they figured out through various experiments that the hare had the ability to transform into cabbage now and then. The Professor was happy that he had one less hassle (a.k.a PhD student) to deal with...

...however, one experiment went badly wrong that the students neglected to mention...