What is green and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What starts green but quickly turns red?

A frog in a liquidiser.

what's red and stands in the corner?


a naughty strawberry

there are 10 kinds of people. those who understand binary and those who don't.

oh, and about social science jokes. i don't know if this sounds funny when written up, but one of our profs once said this in a lecture and it was hilarious:

every relationship between two people is interesting and can be studied by sociologists.

every relationship between two people that turns into a relationship between three people undergoes considerable stress. be the third person a baby or a sociologist.

two psychologists meet on the street. one of them asks the other for directions to the train station. says the other: i don't know either, but i am glad we talked about it.

(Jewel is no longer bored but has s**tloads of work to do) :-/