you must've got your first pet after hearing about the first pet+ mother's maiden name combination.

yeah a big boxer dog, my mum named him, the second would make a good female name babs hudson

Off on a tangent, I met Ben Dover once in Birmingham. Very, very amusing chap. He suggested me and a pal I was with appear in one of his vids [he was filming it in a Birmingham hotel], with some very attractive young ladies that were with him. I declined for one reason or another.

You should have done it. Think of the supplementary income you'd have for your PhD. Cash in hand was it?

No there was no cash involved at all. It was just that you got to do various things with several very atractive young ladies. Problem was the male actor who was also with them had like a 10 inch k**b [which watched a bit of filming]. That was kinda [lotta] intimidating. Oh and that you could probably find pictures of yourself on the internet [as could everyone else].

Didn't do Paris Hilton any harm. You could write a paper on it.

I've heard of Ben Dover

Was Michael Hunt there?

Or his mate Master Bates?
I'd be Treacle Smith BTW.

Seymore Butts.

Gypsy Broomfield (not the greatest of porn names...)

I think I went out with her in Year 9.

Kit Thompson