PC has gone made.. The whole thing to do with Tom and Jerry and a cigarette being smoked in one of the cartoons.. THey beat the living daylights out of each other yet thats OK as long as kids dont see a cigarette!

DanB, it's great fun to visualise/imagine that cushioning

Tricky, have you seen the Family guy episode "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Griffin_Goes_to_Washington

Hehe yeah.. I love family guy its great

I like getting certificates for things, makes me feel special Although the year after I left school they started giving the kids mountain bikes instead.

Yeah that does sound a bit special school. Well at least it wasn't a sticker!

I miss The Crystal Maze!

SarahM, I've seen Crystal Maze on one of those challenge/game channels on digital last week. They must be showing it regularly.

Just like the old days - making sure societies low lifes are hung, drawn and quartered. We could make it into a Saturday evening gameshow, you know, a bit like that Arnie film, the Running Man.

DanB, it's not relevant but when you said "surprise", it reminded me Cilla Black's autopsy on Time Trumpet. Did anyone watch it?

So a guest presenter every week, just like Have I got news for you. Who shall we get for week 2?

We could do a Christmas Special where we get all those non-celebs who they always use to pass comment on those "I Love the 1980s" type programmes.

We could also do a lethal version of Celebrity It's A Knockout. Something with fire pits and guillotines and other lethal activities.

I don't know which of those 2 things makes me wince more.

I did visit the Mediterranean island of Siphilis once. In fact I might well have stayed in Gonorrhea. Bit too much of a party island for me. Now who was that girl I met there? I think she was called Chlamydia.

I know what this is about, you just want an excuse to grow your hair and get a large perm. Then you can use your hoard of hair spray to really make your hair big. And also those spandex pants you bought in the first year.