The great milk before/after debate, a big scientific conundrum with no clear conclusion

Hmm, there was a paper circulating here last year about a homosexual, necrophiliac duck:

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html

Watching a duck rape another, dead duck- and then getting excited enough about it to write up a paper about it .... ? ...... attempted rape flights in ducks.... who said humans are sick.

So his paper was no dead duck then?

I bet the author is the life and soul of the party!

Here's the BMJ teaspoon study

http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/331/7531/1498?ehom