Now, if I say yes to some bizarre marrying thing on this forum then it makes me look weird and ever so slightly desperate, and if I say no then I'll be accused of being a commitment-phobe! Blimey, I just can't win...


Oh and DanB, I was only mean about CBeebies because then people wouldn't guess that I watch it too!

sounds like your pining for Jojo.

your = you're, honest. B4 someone corrects my English.

Hmmm sorry...I admit I'm not a fan of CBeebies, but I am a big big fan of Lincolnshire (for it's mud and for it's sausages) and I'd rather not resurrect the 'Psychology isn't a proper science' argument!

I can't understand all this hate and anger all of a sudden! We need to set an example and show everyone there's a lot of love in this forum

Is this the Lincolnshire vs Norfolk death match of counties that will be under the sea in 50 years time?

Don't worry I'm working on a way of them not being under water.

Unfortunately 'holding back the sea' wasn't on my transferable skills course...

sylvester, jojo is last week. H and I have Coastman now. There are two new sheriffs in town. Get it?

Yeah Sylvie, get it right!

Coastman is lucky indeed to have not one, not two but three lovely ladies lusting after him. I'm not jealous or anything!

ahhh but we like you too sylvester, you have more of a boyish playful charm whilst coastman is more gentlemanly and knows how a lady should be treated

Awww, that's very eloquently put H, others on here might just call me immature!

DanB - you would get a smack prolly but then again, you would enjoy that even more.

Sylvester - some women got for the immature type....my husband-to-be actually acts like a 12 year old most of the time

H Coastman Piglet

Hey sylvester, I lust after you too...in a kind of kinky interspecies way.

Ooooh Piglet