They are Russian Dwarfs - you know, the ones that go as flat as pancakes when you take them outside. They are gorgeous and I love them to bits but they drive me mad. Yeh that wheel has got to go. They eat flies - my room had lots of flies in it and they catch them and eat them..especially the big juicy ones..very handy.

Yeh I was told today there is a limit, but no one knows how many hours this is. I think 4-6 hours will do me fine. My other work is more important - don't want to let my experiments suffer.

Hi thanks for the advice guys..I will practise it - I think that's a good idea that will make sure I know what to say. My PhD is unique compared to the other students so you're right..they won't have a clue what I'm talking about!!

Nothing beats eating a small child. The brains are especially nice, kittens are good but kids are better. You should all try it. Roast the kid in an oven for 3 hours, add salt pepper and gravy and enjoy. The guts are nice cooked

Your name really does you justice. Kinda makes you sound like some sort of ass munching gay

At Last a worthwhile forum

At Last a worthwhile forum

At Last a worthwhile forum

At Last a worthwhile forum

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You should teach your hamsters to have a bit of respect. In my day they would have been run over by a steam roller and fed into a toaster, that'll learn 'em and no mistake.

Stu, please, just because now you had a bath, don't get all upity and attitude-like. It's up to you MISTER - either shut-up or put-up!

I shower at least once every millenium and sometimes i have a bath when the moon is the colour of turnip soup. But never if i am at a one of those whatdoyoumacallit-thingies.

Revels? Yuck! Now bring back Spangles, they were much nicer. No-one I hung around with ever ate Revels - completely taboo. Yes Spangles and maybe Moondust, which exploded in your head, not like the rubbish you see today.......

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