Ah, morning tea...time for a lamington and cuppa.

Cheese with Christmas cake? Cheese with mince pies? Gross!

This is just like the time my sister and brother told me soap tastes like ice cream and I ate it to find out, isn't it? You guys are having a lend of me aren't you?

...ummm...I have never had fish fingers before either.

Ooh, poor nervous kitty. That is awful.

Good pun, though Ann, fine point, jab. Tee hee.

My dog loves the vet - knows there are dog treats on the counter and rudely puts his paws up to help himself - almost knocked the computer screen off one day. Wonder how I would have paid for that on a student scholarship?!

Okay, I need to do some shopping today, so I will search the shelves for Heinz Salad Cream - but what should I try it on? A sandwich? Fish? Chips? A teaspoon?

Me too, Tricky. I might invent one for my dog.

I always get stage fright at Subway when they ask what type of bread you want, then what type of cheese you want, then what salads you want, then what type of sauce...I get performance anxiety and can't even remember my own name. My boyfriend has had to order for me!

Lol at Ann - don't feel bad, I don't even have a dog-royalty connection to put to my name.

I don't think this salad cream is such a common condiment here - I certainly have never tried it. Think we are maybe a bit behind the times and still think mayo is in vogue. I will have to check my local supermarket shelves and report back.

It certainly isn't at FOOW, but ketchup (tomato sauce to us) is!

Lol at Morgan!!!

Wow! Now that is a claim to fame...you should put that on your CV!

I had a boyfriend called Morgan when I was 10.

Morgan - if you can get to Australia in 12 hours, can you tell me your secret please? What airline is that?

Oh, Ann, that is horrible too. Poor corgi. I live in fear of that happening with my current dog - he is so stupid and does not have a streetwise bone in his body, but so friendly he would run straight across a road to say hello to someone on the other side.

Ann, are you a member of the royal family by any chance?

Tricky, that is so sad. Your first dog is always great. Legendary.