Oh, how embarrassing. When thecoastman asked me to guess his inside leg measurement, I naively thought that was the length of his leg...blush...it didn't even cross my mind that it could be rude! Dirty coastman. No wonder he wasn't keen to talk to me.

Piglet will become a sow.

Sorry to fill up your inbox, juno.
Oops, sending this will just fill it up more! I can't win.

I have to go now. Bye coastman, marine biologist from Cambridge who weights 79kg, is 182cm tall and likes fudge and beer but can't surf.

You sure you are not downloading porn like Stu and lamb?

Coastman? Did I upset you? I know I'm not jojo, but I thought we had something going for a while there...sob.

Bloody hell, the whole farm is awake tonight. Here I was blissfully unaware, enjoying a quiet (if a little one-sided) get-to-know-thecoastman conversation and half of Europe is listening in!

Do you know what I find weird on here, I never know if people are male or female. In the real world, that is the one thing you know about people you meet, but here, I could be a 70 year old man for all you guys know.

Well, coastman, if you weren't so quiet we might find something to talk about other than how crap our supervisors are, the benefits of the mooncup or where the best sausages come from. Have another beer, that might help, and Stu, go drink the other half bottle of coke you left.

Any other silent spectators out there?

Stu! I didn't realise we had an audience. Don't tell me you are up late drinking beer too.

Flogging the conversational dead horse....

So, do you come here often?

You are not giving me much to work with here.

Are you shy?

Now, don't go getting your knickers in a twist and thinking I am some creepy stalker. I am just procrastinating rewriting an overdue chapter and do not mean to get you all worried that I am some Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction person.

What about me? I don't want you to guess my height, weight and leg measurements!

True, but you have obviously lived there at some point to have knowledge of tourists:
"And there won't be lots of tourists there in November, so more fudge for us"
Maybe with your obsession with fudge my guess of you being 79kg could be a little under?!!

182cm, 79kg, inside leg measurement...I don't even know my own, so I can't guess yours!

The Cambridge tip-off was your own post: "London I suppose is good for a lot of people (train connections etc) or Cambridge - because it's a very nice place with lots of interesting pubs and other places for non-alcoholic events. Oh and I mentioned a little while it has a fudge shop with free fudge. Cambridge is also easy-ish to get to by train the M11 or the A1."

I did, you just jumped the gun and posted again. Melbourne.

I am not a stalker, I am several thousand kilometers away from you. But I am right with Cambridge, am I not?