It may be possible to get a self-certified mortgage where you don't have to prove your income. But the interests rates tend to be a bit higher and you need at least 10% deposit. I'm toying with this idea myself. Just googled and found this on the web:

http://www.mwgb.co.uk/self_cert_mortgages.html

totally grouse!

I was having a nice sleep there too. I was having a dream with me Kylie, Dannii, Melissa and Natalie in a hot tub then Germaine jumped in and it quickly turned into a nightmare.

Anyway, show fancies a stubbie? I've got some in the esky?

OMG, what a scary thought. I'm off to bed before you scare me even further!

Cheers Piggo, but I'll probably end up dreaming about GG now....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!........

But still, this virtual paradise provides a healthy break from all this cutting edge research I'm producing!

Hmmm, what a scary thought but I guess it be preferable to Germaine Greer in a bikini.

Alternatively, I could sneek off early with Kylie, Dannii, Cate, Melissa, Annie, Natalie, Susan.....

My god I'm FoS tonight!

Crikey no, not her. She'll ban me from umpiring the beach volleyball!

Sylvo it is then. Just thinking, the experience of an older woman would enrich the day. Anyone got the number for Susan Kennedy?

Really, I'm sure I heard Doug Willis (Terence Donovan) call them that in Neighbours.

The ladies beach volleyball is starting in half an hour on Virtual Bondai and I've volunteered to umpire.

Sorry, i thought you were like Americans, only better at cricket.

I've invited Melissa George and Natalie Imbruglia. I hope you don't mind.

Coastman will be donning his speedos and rescuing a damsel in distress from a rip tide on Virtual Bondai.

We can talk about all things Australian (except the cricket). Piglet's putting the roo burgers on the barbie and I've got some tinnies in the cooler.

I'll also be showing my appreciation for Australian actresses throughout the day.

Do I detect a tiff in PGF Paradise?

For all other viewers out there, it's Australia day on the PGF Forum and will run to midday tomorrow (because we're in Australian time today)