I've already got most of them on DVD but it'll be a good chance to show the young uns' of today what real kids TV is, not any of this CBeebies rubbish...

Hi everyone, wow I've never had a thread about me before I've been on holiday but I'm back in full thread-posting action...

The Rector Richard Sykes is an idiot though; he run's it like a business and not as one of Europe's best seats of learning

When I was a kid my hamster escaped from it's cage during the night, got to the bathroom on the other side of the house, crawled her way under the bath then somehow (I still have no idea how!) she got stuck into the wall cavity...for four days all we could hear was scratching!

Bless her, she didn't last much longer after we got out...

Nice one PG Team

And on a Bank Holiday Monday too!

A psychologist would ask the jaffa cake whether it feels more comfortable as a cake, or whether it is really a repressed biscuit, and whether it's confusion is due to a bad childhood.

On a serious note, I think the clue is in the name

Danger Mouse...

Yes, we need to give these poor smileys a loving home!

I think the thing that's worrying me is the whole feet up business, I don't want him to think that I'm a lazy studentship-sponging layabout! But having just handed in a 22000 word report should show that I'm not...

...yesterday by my supervisor with my feet on the desk looking on this forum when I should have been hard at work...

Anyone got any good excuses I can give him?

Dammit, we missed out on Stevenage?

Sorry you're not feeling too good Jojo. Don't worry, that bracing North Sea air will soon have you feeling better...

Sorry Jojo, that's just the luck of the draw I guess.

And being a coastal expert, I know the most romantic walks by the sea...

From left to right; a map, a lamp with no light bulb, a stapler, a mouldy coffee cup, my computer, some journal papers and a chicken samosa

If you use a VDU for more than a certain number of hours a day, see if your University's Occupational Health Unit (or similar) offer to pay for eye tests etc, most employers do.

Man, you have too much time on your hands!