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Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Only if the excitment hasn't killed us

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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a narrow boat on the Norfolk Broads

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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It's a luxury all inclusive break for two in...

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Ooops Cilla

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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OK Sylvester, we pick the middle envelope (barbados barbados barbados...)

is anyone doing an archiving job? -interview tips
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Congratulations! You definately deserve a good holiday, choose somewhere nice

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Can't we both hold hands and choose together?

For those who are bored...
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Yeah I didn't read it properly and only thought it was 15 questions...probably why i wouldn't pass in real life!

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Hmmm, sorry I was so excited imagining I was on a tacky date show on national television that I misread the question...

OK Q2. If I was a crisp I would be frazzles, if you remember them? (Because you'll be frazzle-d later )

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Yep not as romantic as the first I suppose.

My aunt does make a mean sponge cake tho

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OK question 3: I would pick up my dear old aunt first (her hip's not too good) then I would ask the bus driver to turn round and pick you up too. Then we'll get off at my Aunt's house at the next stop and have a nice cup of tea and a slice of sponge cake.

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Well Jojo, if you were to pick me tonight we'd be going for a nice quiet meal with candles, a red and white chequered tablecloth, and a slightly overweight accordian player. Then perhaps a romantic walk by the river. Let's hope my dreams don't get washed away tonight!


(Seriously guys, we're gonna end up wasting the whole afternoon doing this and I have a report to write!)

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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(Going for the audience sympathy vote )

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Hi Cilla, I'm Coastman, I live somewhere I'm not going to tell you, and I am an uninspired former parachute test dummy (due to a work-related accident a little while ago, I'd rather not talk about it)

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Yeah, seems very smooth...good luck with that