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Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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It's OK there aren't many cliffs near my field sites. There is my 4th floor office however, so Jojo come back!

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Poor old Jojo gets a bad rap here...(hey guys I'm trying to be all manly and defend her, help me out here eh? )

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Oh and I think we know each other well enough now that you don't have to be so formal, you can just call me 'coastman'

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Hmmm I've been with too many crazy girls before, I need a break from them!

Jojo, I hope you're not as mad as a hatter...

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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You see, I don't make any of the dodgy jokes, I try to be as nice as I can be, and she still goes out on a date with someone else I can't win!

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Oh no, not again...

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh!!! argh! argh! argh!
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Schmoov...

If you need a break, have a laugh at these cats
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Well we never established that I was in Cambridge but in my mystery location it is a little bit sunny but I can see the thunder clouds on the horizon as my supervisor finds out I've been on here all the time and not finishing this data analysis...

I'm sure it's much nicer on the other side of the world?

If you need a break, have a laugh at these cats
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Thank you! And I promise I didn't google 'marine biologist jokes', I made it up all by myself, I am rather proud

If you need a break, have a laugh at these cats
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OK I'm ever so slightly slow this morning so I'm presuming thats a bit of word play, gammon/game-man? Or is it a rude joke I haven't quite got yet?!

And the lack of match with Jojo is probably more down to bad social skills and a dodgy sense of humour!

If you need a break, have a laugh at these cats
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Now you're talking my language! I'm definately a gammon man

Jojo is looking for a boyfriend
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Um, I'm not into that sort of thing and also slightly worried where this thread is starting to lead...

If you need a break, have a laugh at these cats
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Ahem, don't I get a say in that??!

Oh and please I wasn't being dirty with the whole inside leg thing, damn I wish I was quick enough to think of that joke tho...

If you need a break, have a laugh at these cats
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Nope, my computer is too slow...it can just about handle the lightning pace of this forum...

If you need a break, have a laugh at these cats
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Hey my little farmyard friend, Jojo was soooo last week! I have just got a little sidetracked and am now checking my bathroom for cameras too...