Ah they all start crawling out of the woodwork now!

Thank you Stu, we needed someone to bang our heads together and sort us out!

Damn, that was going to be my next line!

Yeah, it's a nice place they have here...

No you're right

A little...

No no! I don't think you're a stalker honest! I just can't handle all this attention very well so am trying to divert the subject of the conversation to you!

Chasing tourists away from the fudge means I get plenty of exercise to keep my figure trim!

You are right that I have lived there at some point, but whether now or in the past is another question entirely.

Anyways, enough about me since you seem to know my life history, what about you?

I will measure my inside leg and get back to you...

And all those points about Cambridge are true, it does have some very good pubs and the transport connections aren't bad at all. Doesn't neccesarily mean I'm there just because I rave about it all the time??!

Maybe, maybe not...

Can you guess my height, weight or inside leg measurement too? Then I will be impressed!

DanB, help me quick I think there's a stalker on the forum

Piglet, you still didn't tell us which of our Australian guesses was right?

Maybe, though it is possibly because I have an awful sense of humour and your subtle Shaw/Shore joke slipped straight past me..

The only joke I can think of is "just because I'm a coastal scientist don't assume I'm shallow, I have hidden depths"

I am not nearly cool enough to be a surfer (I've tried it and I just don't look the part), and I have little idea about the Shaw reference. (Though now I've just read it back I now get the joke, duh I'm stupid!) so yes it must be my area of research!

I don't live in London, but I live close ish.

In the same way that you assume we all live in London because we assumed everybody lives in the UK, you shouldn't assume that I live by the sea... (is this making sense?)

DanB you are so predictable (but yet so right!)

Yeah baby!