Spotted this job in the Telegraph today and I couldn't help shouting about it. Proactol will literally pay you £23,750 a year to eat more and do nothing. Take a look at this job spec I found, it is incredible:

Proactol Ltd is currentlylooking to grow their established team by hiring a Product Testing Associate totrial their clinically tested natural fat binder in the real world.

Whether your day to daylife consists of attending lectures, drinking at the student bar, completingcoursework or socialising with your friends, join the Proactol team and yourlife won’t have to change a single bit.

We are offering acompetitive salary and benefits package for the right candidate to continuedoing EXACTLY what they do every single day, and all we ask in return is thatyou eat 16% more calories a week - or approximately 400 more calories a day –whilst introducing the fat binder Proactol into your diet.