"DanB would like to thank you all for the joy you have caused in his heart recently. He accepts the forum ASBO was necessary for everyone's sanity and increased productivity.
He appeals to all to stay the sexy, gorgeous, intelligent people that you are (well excluding golfpro who is none of those, but hey, can't have everything). Withyou all his life would not be as rich as it is, he would still be DanB, but not the same DanB you all know and love.
DanB can be reached on the hotmail address given previously and his penchant for mooncup related humour will never wane. Do not shed any tears, this will only make DanB stronger. And remember:
DanB loves you all"