Coastman doesn't get the attention of the ladies on here because he is a desperado, he gets it because he sounds like the kind of guy you want to come home to each day and snuggle up on the couch with. Funny, modest, intelligent, calm, doesn't make rude/hurtful posts...all that and he is protecting the coastlines of Britain!
Well, if this is lust-confession time I have one my own - I am with MariaZ on this one. Sylvester sounds like a catch to me too...except he is after the little Grecian beauty from nextdoor...and I am neither Greek, nor little.