Entertain me.

Two electrons were walking down the street, one starts panicking and says to the other wait I've lost a couple of electrons, we'll have to stop and look for them, lets retrace our steps. The other atom says, are you sure? 'yes I'm positive'.

Man I cracked up hearing that.

What did one electron say to the other?

Don't get excited, you'll only put yourself into a state!

(while we're on feeble physics jokes)

Hang on, I've got another one:

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barman says: Certainly sir, and for you, no charge.

hehehe :D

I love science nerd jokes! Tee hee.

does anyone know any social science jokes?

I found this ont'internet

How to write a good thesis


Avoid alliteration. Always.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
Employ the vernacular.
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

Contractions aren't necessary. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. One should never generalize.Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." Comparisons are as bad as cliches. Proofread your work, so you don't leave some out or forget to finish. Run-on sentences are really bad because the reader saturates and what you really should be doing is using commas and semicolons and even periods to break the sentence up into more digestible chunks.To have been using excessively complex verb constructions, is to have been bopping the literary baloney.

Shouldn't really post this since I am of the girl type myself, but...

Proof that girls are evil...

Girls = Time x Money
Time = Money therefore

Girls= Money x Money = (Money)2
Money = √Evil therefore

Girls = (√Evil)2
Girls = Evil

And have to point out an 'error' in the proof...money is not the root of all evil, the LOVE of money is...

How does an elephant ask for a bun??

"Give us a bun"

What did the farmer say to the cow sitting on his roof?

Get down.

What did the cow say?

Moo.

you guys are crazy! :D

What is red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

What is black and looks like a bucket?

A black bucket.