Even with my headphones in, I can still hear them babbling away.

Even the evil eye isn't working!

Argh!!!

Just tell them to sharrap, works a treat.

Then complain to your supervisor.

I know, I wouldn't mind -but they are sitting at blank screens reading The Metro!

Take the metro off them and hit them with it and then walk off taking the metro with you.

That will teach them....muhahahahah

At least they're not reading the Grauniad

Yay! They've gone and I've finally finished my abstract for a conference - the most considered 200 words I've written for a long, long time!

Off to munch on departmental mince pies and mulled wine...