Why Do People Spend So Much Time on the Forum?
a) Because PhD students are all pasty, withered, and locked up in their offices with no friends
b) You're looking for love
c) Because you're going to finish your PhD in 2 years and need something else to fill up the time
d) You have a genuine human compassion for helping fellow students in need
e) The Computer Department have removed Spider Solitaire from your office PC