Papasean, great ideas but don't forget that we are living in 'nanny state' Britain and unfortunately, it's all about COSHH and risk assessments:
Bird droppings = biological hazard (Cryptococcus neoformans, histoplasmosis, Salmonella, E.coli etc)
Apple pips = contain amygdalin, a compound that is metabolised to form hydrogen cyanide.
Conkers = Children should apparently wear eye protection whilst handling these [see http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/3712764.stm]
It's no wonder children are losing interest in science these days, they're not allowed to do anything fun!